Monday, February 13, 2012

Funny Funny haha

One day 2 best friend garlic cloves were walking down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of the buddies over.  The uninjured garlic called 911 and his friend was soon taken into the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long wait the Doctor came out to the uninjured clove and said, " Well the good new is your friend is going to pull through. The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable the rest of his life"

Garlic a.k.a the stinking rose aka the wonder drug ----benefits!!! (because we will not do it without motivation)
  • natural antibiotic
  • prevent/treat flu
  • management of blood pressure and cholesterol
  • powerful antioxidant against free radicals
  • blood cleansing
  • good for acne
  • reduces blood clots
  • antibacterial
  • 1 a day improves your health 2-3 prevents colds
  • healthy blood circulation
  • increases immune cell activity
  • strentghes against allergies
  • regulates blood sugar levels
  • has some nutritents like vitamins A, B, B2 and C, Calcium and zinc
  • Stimulates production of nitric oxide----yay goody for people pushing those weights!!!
Remember!!!
  • Dont overdo it!! Can ruin your digestive tract
  • Test out a little at a time ---you may be allergic
  • If you take medications consult a phsyician about the consumption of garlic as a whole
  • Take lemon juice or eat a few slices of lemon, eat with with something else, swallow it to reduce/elimiate bad breath
How to consume it quick tips and "i got the time" tips!!!
  • bake it with red peppers and olive oil
  • bake it and tune it into a garlic spread/butter
  • put a clove on the bottom of your tea!!!
  • take it raw crushed or chewed----or swallow it with 8oz water like a pill
  • crush, food process, chop and put into rice, pasta, salad, soups, meat, stir fry, veggies, spreads,dips anything!!!
  • take whole garlic, water and a little olive oil put in pan and cover for fifteen minutes----eat it!!! yum yum
  • stuff it in olives or green/yellow/red peppers
* A guy walks into a Doctors office with a banana in one ear, a garlic clove in the other and a carrot in hos nostril. He says, "Doctor whats wrong with me?", Doctor replies, " well first off you need to eat more SENSIBLY!!!"

Enjoy your week!!!! Remember try at least one thing!!!!

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